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April - 2008

     Bowling Joke of the Month    

A blonde lady was reading in a bowling magazine about some new alligator bowling shoes coming out in their new Spring line-up. She decided she wanted a pair so she went to the beautiful Strike Zone Pro Shop in Henderson, NV, as it's one of the finest bowling centers in the world.

After Eric in the pro shop showed her a pair in her size and quoted her the introductory sales price, she said, "That's outrageous, for that price I can go hunt down an alligator and get my own pair of shoes!"

Eric smiled slyly and said, "It would be fun to watch you try."

So, the blonde stormed out of the pro shop and headed for the swamp at the Las Vegas zoo.

Later that day, Eric was driving down Rancho Ave. on his way home when he noticed the blonde waist deep in the alligator pond with a shotgun. He also noticed an alligator swimming rapidly toward her. To his surprise the blonde expertly shoulders the shotgun and fires, killing the gator. She then grabs it by the tail and hauls it to the shore where 7 other gators lay dead. She pulls the animal out of the water and flips it over. Then, she rolls her eyes to the sky and shouts, "Son of a gun! This one is barefoot too!"

 



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