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Tournament of Champions Tickets

 


  

A long time bowler travels the country every year to sit in the front row of the T of C bowling tournament.

As he gets to this years event, he gets ushered down to his seat. Shortly thereafter, another man comes down from the bleachers and asks him if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him..

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the T of C, the biggest bowling tournament in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well, the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Tournament of Champions TV final we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head,

"No. They're all at her funeral."

 


 



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