Bowling Joke of the Month    

Out-Smart a woman?... Are you kidding?   A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to bowl with some friends at work including the boss, in a big Las Vegas bowling tournament. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend? And also would you get out my new bowling shirt in the hall closet? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks how he did in the tournament. He says,"We all did really good in the team event and my partner and I bowled 1312 in doubles, and I had a 690 in singles". Oh, by the way honey...why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? The wife replies, "I did, they're in with your bowling shoes!"   Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!       Send us your bowling jokes or any other types of jokes.

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