Bowling Joke of the Month    

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes - The 1st passenger said, "I am Walter Ray Williams, Jr., the best PBA bowler in the world. The bowling world needs me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S.President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said "I am a US Senator, the democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he grabbed the next parachute and jumped. The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you; 'America's Smartest Woman' took my bookbag." Send us your bowling jokes or any other types of jokes, we'll convert them to a bowling joke.

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