Bowling Joke of the Month    

An older lady has engine problems on her way to the bowling alley. After getting the old truck running again, she decides to try and make up for lost time and gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman:   Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:   Ma'am, you were speeding.? Older Woman:   Oh, I see.? Officer:   Can I see your license please? Older Woman:   I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer:   Don't have one? Older Woman:   Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer:   I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please? Older Woman:   I can't do that. Officer:   Why not? Older Woman:   I stole this vehicle. Officer:   Stole it? Older Woman:   Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer:   You what? Older Woman:   His body parts are in the back in that bag that says Columbia 300 on it if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the vehicle. A senior officer slowly approaches the truck, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2:   Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman:   Is there a problem sir? Officer 2:   One of my officers told me that you have stolen this vehicle and murdered the owner. Older Woman:   Murdered the owner? Officer 2:   Yes, could you please open the large turquoise green case in the back with the Columbia 300 written on it. The woman opens the used bowling bag, revealing nothing but 3 bowling balls, bowling shoes, and her other bowling accessories. Officer 2:   Is this your truck, ma'am? Older Woman:   Yes, I'm on my way to my bowling lesson with Duffy @ Learn to Bowl.com and I'm going to be late. Here are the registration papers, now could you hurry up please? The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2:   One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He becomes even more puzzled. Officer 2:   Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this vehicle, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman:   Bet the LIAR told you I was speeding too. The lady became so distraught after this incident, that she had to sell her great bowling bag to the highest bidder. Please submit your offer to Duffy if you'd like to bid on this great 3-ball bowling bag. This is a great bag to take on an airplane for those going to the USBC Championships in Albuquerque. Click here for pix #2. Note: This bag has never been used to carry human body parts (that's another bag and it's being auctioned on eBay). Send us your bowling jokes or any other types of jokes.

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