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Bowling Joke of the Month
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a 10 pound ball made by Brunswick and it's made out of polyester. It's a great beginner ball for a new bowler and is on sale this week for $40."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell who it was that tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says,
"That'll be $54.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the ball was on sale for $40.00? How did you get $54.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The ball is $40.00, but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50.
Warning: some jokes contain adult and mature humor.
An Incident at K-Mart 
A woman goes into K-Mart to buy a bowling ball for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know much about bowling, so she grabs a ball off the shelf and walks over to the counter. A K-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. 
She says "Excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this bowling ball?"
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