Bowling Joke of the Month    

The Florida Bowler   A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of his garage in The Villages. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror,he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then 130. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this and I've got to get to my bowling league", so he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday if you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.   Send us your bowling jokes or any other types of jokes.

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