Bowling Joke of the Month    

A man comes home from his league bowling night feeling very disgusted and discouraged. He can't understand why he bowled so bad too because he just had a lesson at "learn to bowl.com" the week before. Anyhooo, he ate chicken fingers with ranch dressing at the bowling alley, drank a few beers, and even had one of those coffee latte' frappe' cappucino thingy's at Starbucks on the way home. He had been dieting for 5 days and now all that hard work just went down the drain. He proceeded to take his clothes off and was standing nude in the bathroom in front of the mirror with his ever present cigarette. He looks up into the mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly, I'm out of shape, practically bald, and my bowling buddies even told me to go check out Stupid Smokers.com. Pay me a compliment."     The wife replies, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect." Thanks to Bill & Lee McDonough of S. Carolina for sending in this month's joke (customized by learn to bowl.com) .

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