Bowling Joke of the Month    

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He knows the local Priest goes to bowling class on Sunday mornings, but when he got home, the man asks the Priest for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the Priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He again had to wait until the Minister got home from his bowling class, and he asked the Minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it. The moral of the story is that it's okay to go to bowling class on Sunday and have sex. Thanks to Stephanie of Las Vegas for sending in this month's joke (converted to a bowling joke by learn to bowl.com ).

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