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Bowling Joke of the Month
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'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a personal assistant and coach for his beautiful daughter who is a top professional bowler.
You will also be her chauffeur and will have to drive around in his Mercedes. He'll supply all of your clothes and meals. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas trips to bowling tournaments all over the world, and you will have to satisfy her in every way.
You'll have full use of the two-bedroom luxury guest house on the estate and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy was almost in shock after hearing this, with eyes wide open he said, 'You're bullsh*ttin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.'
Warning: some jokes contain adult and mature humor.
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